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The House of pain is in effect
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The House of pain is in effect Do you ever wonder if the caveman who first tried anal was straight or gay ? I do . Often . And the sad part is we'll never know . Even if you could travel backwards in time , which you can't . Logically it seems like it had to have been a gay caveman but if it was how did it make the leap to male-female cavepeople sex ? Regardless at some point there was a caveman who was like "huh , I'm going to put my dick in there and see what happens" . And consider this , this was going on for THOUSANDS of years before lube was a thing . Yeah . . . I often wonder why I have a "thing" for anal . It does make a ton of sense when you look at it . Unless you like getting urinary tract infections maybe . And the really weird part is that I've had anal sex literally SOME times and it's kind of "meh" yet 88% of the time when I want the pornography what I want to see is hardcore ass slamming . Why ? What's the appeal ? I mean as Amy Schumer says "That's where the poop comes from" . The argument was once that it was like a taboo so it was like forbidden fruit but I don't think that can be true anymore . It's like basically mainstream at least conceptually . According to the internet here's the explanation - It's all in the mind. Anal sex screams "domination" sometimes, be it the man over the girl, or the girl over the man. Guys tend to get a mental pleasure on thinking they're "getting her what she deserves" and stuff like that. Some girls like to have it on their asses because then they feel some "control". You know, "mistress" kind of thing. Which is exactly the kind of semi-literate response I expect from the internet . I read a book once written by a ballerina that was ALL about how anal sex is the best ever and it's all about submission and how the pussy can "lie" but the asshole always "tells the truth" . Pretty sure that broad is cuckoo bananas .  Did you know that June Diane Raphael is married to Paul Scheer ? I didn't . Talk about punching above your weight class - that mofo is goofy looking as hell and she is GORGEOUS . You see that ever now and then , a beee-utiful lady with a real weirdo - not an uggo usually but just an unhandsome strange looking fella . But when have you ever seen a gorgeous hunk manflesh with a plain Jane type gal ? It doesn't seem to happen . But does that mean men are more superficial or just better at going after that they want/more delusional ? I suppose it's probably both . I just know for sure that no matter how monstrously ugly he may be most dudes think they score with ScarJo if they got a shot . Speaking of , as you all know I do most of my shopping online but yesterday I decided to stop by the old comic/gaming store to see what was up . Ugh , I hate being reminded that the stereotypes about gamers are mostly true . I think of myself as a real dweeb but I forgot how close I am to the mainline compared to most of these monsters . I walk in there and immediately my thought is "dudes use your inside voices , why are you shouting EVEYRTHING YOU SAY" . I can hear you , I'm literally standing 2 feet away . Oh and your favorite character from whatever horrible sci-fi TV show you're talking about is the socially awkward genius who bangs the hot chick ? I wonder why . And your second favorite character is the hot chick ? And your third favorite character is the hot chick who was on screen for 30 seconds and had no lines ? But you don't like the other hot chick anymore because she's "getting a little chubby" . And now you're just listing Magic cards that you own ? Great conversation . Debi Mazar - what do I know her from ? She looks very familiar but I can't place her. I commented to my co-worker the other day that I was amused an old invoice had 19,999 on it for the year instead of 1999 . And then I mused "I wonder what life will be like then" and they expressed their opinion that it probably wouldn't be that different . I of course jumped down their throat about that and they said defensively "Well things don't really change that much , I mean 18,000 years ago was it really that much different from now ?" I said that 18,000 years ago was the GD Stone Age and he was confused and said "It was , I thought the bible times were like millions of years ago" . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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For what it's worth, I just google image searched "good looking men with plain women" and there was NOT ONE accurate result. Boy if that isn't depressing... Debi Mazar has been on a lot of shows but maybe - LA Law?   
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Hello?? 18,000 years ago would be waaaaay different from now. Who’s the guy kidding? Does he seriously think it wouldn’t be? Shit! Planes, trains and automobiles mofo!! That’s just for starters. 😝
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I don't know where you know Debi Mazar from but I know her from the movie Beethoven the 2nd (the dog movie) As for anal caveman sex? I'm guessing "any port in a storm" Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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