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Best of cheerleader facials Vol. 2
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Best of cheerleader facials Vol. 2 Poe's Law is that a parody of something extreme can be mistaken for the real thing , and if a real thing sounds extreme enough , it can be mistaken for a parody . This can also happen to someone whose picture of the opposing position is such a grotesque caricature that it renders them unable to tell parody from reality . Poe phrased his law thus "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor , it is utterly impossible to parody in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article" . A similar notion is named "The Harry Golden Rule" which states that in present-day America it's very difficult , when commenting on events of the day , to invent something so bizarre that it might not actually come to pass while your piece is still on the presses . The line between reality and parody is further blurred by the tendency of people to say something they mean and then claim they were joking when people don't like it . I was watching the football yesterday and I was reminded that cheerleaders still exist . Which seems odd , when's the last time you heard an actual cheer at a sporting event ? And when you did hear a cheer I'm pretty sure it was the crowd doing it on their own - more like cheerFOLLOWER am I right ? Anyway , I was curious how this whole cheerleading thing came to exist - it seems to be an exclusively US deal like many insane things - and I stumbled across something even weirder . I joke about my blog upsetting people because no one reason it but there is one exception - several years back I blogged a blog about how collegiate sports are an abomination and should be done away with and a lot people actually did post angry comments . It's one of only two posts I've deleted . But check this shit out , the reason college sports were started in the first place was because after the Revolutionary War all the college professors who were by and large Royalists starting beating the shit and sexually abusing the students - who were by and large American patriots/traitors to Britain . At first the students retaliated by rioting and burning down buildings and murdering faculty members . But after a while they instead started started organizing sports leagues as a way to do something with their college pals that wasn't controlled by the professors . Who saw that coming ? I like history for a lot of reasons but one of them is definitely every now and then you find out something 100% bananapants crazy . The reason Alabama and Clemson will play a game on national TV watched by millions of people is because in the late 1700s some jerk teachers were slapping around their students - because of a civil war that happened . Anyway after college sports started cheerleading was just a natural outgrowth . A while back the Mighty Polar Bear and I were talking about title 9 and she said something about how cheerleading is not a sport - which I thought was a random attack on cheerleading apropos of nothing . It wasn't though . Apparently this is a big deal in the collegiate sports community because if i is a sport that brings all kind of title 9 stuff into the mix . I have no strong opinion on that but it has a significantly highest rate of catastrophic injuries than any other sport/non-sport for female athletes . So probably we shouldn't be doing it right ? On the other hand I could find NO information on the history of pom-poms . Where did they come from ? And why ? No one knows . What I can tell you is this - the Iowa Energy D-League team doesn't exist anymore but I am confident they had the sluttiest dance team in the land . I was also curious if facials came about because of porn or if that already existed . I would have bet on porn first but I would have been wrong . As far back as the 1600s dudes were writing about jacking off on people's faces . I do find it strange that that's referred to as the "money shot" in porn since I have to assume that's the part people are least interested in . I mean who watches the end of a porn scene ? Although the reason for it's existing is also unexpected - not as unexpected as why college sports exist but still . Back in the day they started including the "money shot" in porn to prove it was real . I guess that was important ? Like you couldn't be perving out to something unless you knew without a shadow of a doubt that there was actual semen involved . I could be wrong but I don't think this happens much IRL and I'm not sure why anyone would care about it other than wanting to emulate porn . What I can tell you is that people have a lot of very strong opinions about it . A LOT . Dr. Ruth and Dan Savage got into a while thing about it . Basically the two arguments are that it makes the central theme of pornography power over women and therefore implicitly violent eroticized hatred or that no pornographic image is interpretative outside of its context and that degradation does not reside in the image itself . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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That is, indeed, some crazyballs history. Thanks for sharing. As for facials - it's like any other sex thing, something that should be negotiated between consenting partners. For myself, I don't enjoy it but if it was my partner's lifelong dream - or even just something that he really got off on - I would go along with it every once in a while. Not all the time. I mean, a lot of women expect to get oral as part of a good sex experience, and that's going to involve the guy getting the lady's sex juices all over his face. Nobody seems up in arms about THAT.   
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The concept of pom poms derive from the attention women get being topless and big breasted. The facial became popular by gossip and bragging.... one day, long ago, a woman was fucking a man....he couldn't ejaculate... she pulled him out, leaned down to take a closer look .... and splooge, right in her face.....he , of course, was excited by this, and told his friends, they in turn told their friends, this event was passed around and around, and here we are today. Of course the woman had her version, and she passed that on, ....and here we are today, some women hate it... and some women get excited and want it.
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Oh I like the idea of an X-rated comedy sketch show. You must propose this to HBO right away.
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