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Scouting Report
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Scouting Report I've made several observations recently that I want to share with everyone that cares to read this. So here is my most recent scouting report: Several guys in my area have made profiles that list them as being female. Their usernames are obviously ones a guy would use. Pics are of men. Bit that letter F is hard to miss. Most likely attributed to not paying attention to what they are clicking on. My left nipple gets hard for no reason more often than my right one does. No logical reason for this and any scientific hypothesise fail to explain this phenomenon. Local traffic has seen a decrease in intelligence, courtesy, and willingness to obey simple traffic. Have contacted several tractor trailer companies to inform them of their driver's conduct. Work continuing to deteriorate. Must redouble efforts to secure a new opportunity of employment. If I squint really closely, I can almost see up president Washington's nose on the dollar bill. Does not appear very clean. Lack of caffeine this morning beginning to affect sense of humor. Jokes no longer whimsical. Must obtain new fuel source. End of report Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way Follow CaptainDilfCT Superhero or pirate? You decide Sorry, I Was Thinking Again |
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my right nipps get harder than the left one...yah...i don't know why either...oh i wonder if i squint my eyes hard enough, i can see President Washington's penis??? worth a try...haha...
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Those "F" guys know they'll get more clicks and emails and chat requests just by having that letter there. It's a quicker way to a free gold.
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