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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

Politically Incorrect  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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4/3/2018 12:18 am
Politically Incorrect

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT ' - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. (Loved this one!)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's TROUSER CLEAVAGE.

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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4/6/2018 12:44 pm

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CaptainDilfCT replies on 4/6/2018 8:23 pm:
What am I touching?

japaneseass 56F  
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4/3/2018 2:42 am

 lol...oh my gawd...i just loved them all...gosh...so funny my tears are running down between my legs...


CaptainDilfCT replies on 4/3/2018 3:08 am:
That's the response I was going for.. I think

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