**So after having read several profiles, it comes to my attention that there's some sort of usage-without-permission of member photos/information and suchlike. Several folks have posted disclaimers/warnings on their profiles. Let me succinct and to the point about this: I'm a professional photographer. My images are copyrighted - as in, I register the body of my work, for whatever purposes, with the copyright office. Use them for any purpose without my permission, in writing, and I will sue you to the fullest extent allowable by law...and will likely benefit from such court proceedings as to live comfortably for the rest of my life. Savvy? /end rant.** Now, about us... Him: He's tall and broad-shouldered with an easy smile and the bluest eyes you've ever seen. It's hard to describe him in a nutshell because there's SO many things I like and the physical attractiveness is just one small part. He's a man. Not a metro sexual. Not effeminate. (No offense to those that are, but having dated that type a lot I have to admit that it just doesn't do it for me.) He's not a knuckle-dragging neanderthal either. He's cultured - with a laid-back sophistication that isn't pretentious. He's probably one of the most intelligent people I know. Not the book smart, armchair-philosopher type (although he reads incessantly), but the real-world-experience knows-how-to-take-care-of-shit and get-things-done type. I absolutely find this sexy. Outrageously sexy, in fact. He's got an amazing capacity for not only noticing everything, but can apply what he's learned in an instant. How does this relate to sex? Oh god. I've never had a man figure me out so quickly. He's got great hands. He's got an amazing mouth. He's a big guy, but isn't going to crush you with his weight or impale your cervix just to prove how big his cock is. He'll play it dirty and kinky, or he'll play it sweet and sensitive. He knows how to treat a woman...and he knows how to treat a woman [I]well[/I]. He's the type of guy you want to write thank-you letters to his ex-girlfriends for whatever influences they had on him. I LOVE going down on this man. He's reactive and vocal. He's not afraid to ask for what he wants and I can appreciate that. Totally a hedonist, his perfect fantasy is a mouth on his cock (or two!), a good beer in one hand and a fine cigar in the other. I can't argue with that at all - sounds like a great fantasy to me! (As long as he shares the cigar.) Her: I'm short, compact and curvy. I'm the gregarious type - very outgoing and friendly to most folks. I'm a photographer by trade, so creative thinking is my forte. I have an inexplicable passion for s that seems to permeate everything I do. I view myself as pretty unfeminine, but secretly, under the dusty jeans, I've got a thing for slinky, sexy panties. I keep my hair long and I occasionally use mascara - so I'm not entirely a country bumpkin...but almost. Her (in his eyes): Gorgeous. A constantly dynamic bundle of energy- creative, intellectual and sexual. Never have I met someone with whom I can spend literally all of my time and enjoy every second of it- until her. Open, honest, genuine; she is exactly herself, no more and no less. No games, no pretensions. She is all woman- don't let her tell you otherwise. She's as beautiful to my hands as she is to my eyes. She is more fun in bed than most can handle. Ought to come with a warning label to discourage those with weak hearts or orthopedic infirmity. As for both of us, we're pretty outdoorsy and fairly active. Both of us have an appreciation for fine craftsmanship and good music. We'll listen to anything from bluegrass to electronica (I adore going dancing.) Going to a cigar bar and having a beer and good conversation...or camping out at an all night rave...either one is a great time in our book. He's seriously into 4x4's and motorcycles, building stuff...and blowing stuff up. I like all of those things, plus a few interests of my own - which are many.

My Ideal Person We're looking for real connections with people that we enjoy spending time with. While a good time in bed is the end result, we're not interested in just rubbing bits together for the sake of getting off. Half the fun in sex is the mental turn-on that comes from really jiving with the people you're with - so yeah, connection is pretty key.

Our ideal match up is with a couple or a single woman (no single guys, thanks!) who'd like to get together on occasion. Preferably it would be someone that we can actually have a pretty good time with both in and out of the bedroom. While we're not supermodels, we're not grossly unfit either - physically, we're looking for people along the same caliber.

Her: Although I resonate pretty strongly with very masculine men, I'm just as fascinated by women. (It's like viewing myself - from the outside.) The physicality of touching, teasing and pleasuring another woman is like playing a fine instrument. I love the sights, the tastes and the smells of femininity and doubly love the experience of both male and female energies together.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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