Short of that elusive peral present? Keen to impress your friends? Look no further. This recently imported South Devon sex toy will provide endless fun and amusement for the discerning lady.

My Ideal Person Ideally suited to ladies with a keen sense of humor, who are looking for an amusing and discreet, "no-strings" relationship.

Handily packaged in an average build 5'10" frame Lick_Your_Slit is supplied with appropriately proportioned equipment to attended your most intimate recesses. Happy to oblige with most tasks the current model will provide good service and accommodate ALL requests from the most menial to attending to your most demanding erotic desires. Easily operated by either sharp word or prod from an appropriate stiletto the unit may be switched between either dominant or submissive roles. Guaranteed to give long and completely satisfying service this product will be delivered discreetly.

Non-recyclable this item is completely disposable when no longer required.

Please note this item is not available in any store.

Very detailed pictures and specifications available upon request.

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