[B]APPLICATION FOR OPEN POSITION[/B] Hi, thanks for taking the time to peruse my little peral profile here for your approval...LOL As you continue you will note that I am definately different, and certainly versital. Any open position you have just may be what I as well as you are looking for and hopefully you enjoy the my desire to think and act outside the box with this style. (NOTE: If and when we make it to the bedroom...I change...I prefer much more to be inside the box...if you know what I mean...) [B]NAME: [/B] I go by TeeStir (for now) [B]STATS:[/B] D/W/M 44 6'0 200 (hwp) BROWN & BLUE [B]LOCATION:[/B] Primarily the South DFW area but heck, I don't squable over driving to my job so this would be no different. I work weekdays and have evenings or days off depending on shift. Weekends are, well weekends...open to lusty options. I own my own home so I can host and/or entertain the right situation. [B]EDUCATION:[/B] Okay you may not think this is that important but hang on...I graduated from HARD-VARD University MAGNUM-CONDOM-ONUS aquiring a MASTER LICK-HER-LICENSE. My minor was in VAGINOUS-STIMUaLOT-US. [B]APPLYING FOR:[/B] Any opening you may need filled. I mean afterall, it's your opeining...right? If you have an opening you need filled...I am probably a viable candidate and willing to start from the bottom if necessary. (Yeah, the very bottom (WINK) QUALIFICATIONS: Outside of my stellar education at HARD-VARD...I have 20 years of practical experience in varied fields. bed, back seat, knook, cranny, hot tub etc... I have a peral set of tools that are available for on the job utilization and don't mind sharing. (if you know what I mean) AWARDS: LICK-HER-LICENSE, [B]D&DF CERTIFIED (garanteed)[/B], HARD-VARD Clitty Stimu-a-lot-us Award for toe curling tease, LONGEVITY Award for being able to eat PUSSY continuously...for hours! HOBBIES: Total SATISFACTION for the LADY! Licking, Sucking, Lapping, Nibbling, Kissing and overall noble treatment fit for a Queen. I work out at the "Y" as often as allowed, some cases had to be run off...LOL Guess I am a VAGITARIAN at heart! CONTACT: Just hit me back and I will share other photo's and stuff as requested. Okie Dokie, well that pretty much sums me up. I totally hope you appreciate the time and effort I have placed in attempts to secure a position to fill your opening(s). Hope to hear back from you soon. I know you would totally be impressed with an in per ORAL interview!!!

My Ideal Person Just answer these:

OKAY YOUR TURN...

Tell me if you prefer beer or wine?


High heels or flip flops?


Thongs, garters or cute cotton boy shorts?


Out to dinner or having me cook you a meal?


Will you be my NASTY girl or vanilla?


You or me on top?


Are you an early riser or a night owl?


Do you read novels or the newspaper?


You would plan to meet and have fun between the sheets once a...?


Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse, Missionery or even better...?


Do you give better kisses or head?

HINT...THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS...JUST CURIOS

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
NONE

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
If it envolves fucking...then its all good!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nope, rather stick with reality!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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